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We talked about transporting seafood up north before , I have a few friends that are in that business , they make a lot of money , but you are not going to get a good price when they get there , cause after all the taxes , registrations , licenses , regulations , fuel coat , insurances , truck maintenance to abide by , the prices is going up on the other end , so it is just a different middle man with his hand out , the States ----- I travel the highways a lot , I see Wildlife Agents with trucks marked Fish pulled over all the time , they are climbing around in the back on the shoulder of the road , everything has to be properly tagged and up to par or they confiscate the load , a big load and they auction it off , small load they give to Charity , which happens to be the name of an agents wife , LOL
 

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that kinda sucks. the gov, has to get their fair share. no wonder food prices are so high, and most is imported anyway..
Fuzzy Okra!!
seen some in the kroger once, they were still trying to sell it. i aint had a freas peach in a long time from there.. the peaches only come 3 ways, green, frozen/rotten, or just rotten.. come to think of it, them melons are out of tune too.. what do vegetables really taste like?.. kids today, dont have a clue...

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i made toast, with butter, and then some honey on top. had 4 slices, with my coffee.
got an old toaster, that came from me granma's house. the burners, on the inside are different than the ones on the outside. 1 side of the toast cooks faster. so when it pops up, ya put the butter on the side that cooks slower, then spin the toast around, drop it back in, and it evens out.
even better, i like the irish butter., it taste like the old days.. it melts fast too.
i aint seen nothing melt that fast, cept my heart once, my girlfriend, of 4 years, told me, not to spend a lot of money for Christmas this year. the writing was on the wall. i was waiting for the hammer to drop,,, after christmas, so told me she wanted to date other people.. An that was that..
 

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I hear you on the toaster 'Ted , I had a girl friend one time that didn't have chit in her house , so when Christmas time came around I gave her a bunch of presents for her kitchen and house , one thing was a toaster which she didn't own , I took a lot of heat for that toaster , she went as far as calling me out among friends , saying " he gave me a F'in' toaster for Christmas " , she ate her bread white and " that was that "
 

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the girlfriend that dropped me, i got her a $ 70 dollar coat that Christmas. got dumped a month later. as far as being practical, a girl i was dating, was complaining about being cold, when she had to wait for the buss. i got her long underwear. the best at the time ya could get for hunting.. what a dumb ideal that was.. i think she would have liked the skimpy kind. dont do no good in my old age for 20/20 hindsight.. :smile
 

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You know 'Ted , you made me think of that old girl friend I gave the toaster to , as she related to food , I really shouldn't be talking bad about her , she just passed away at 59 about 6 months ago from breast cancer , but as much as I love good food , she was the total opposite , she only ate like 5 things , and I ain't kidding , salads , hamburgers , pizza , french fries and burritos , she had some stupid saying , "she didn't eat anything with a face" , I'd say a cow has a face and where do you think that ground meat came from , she would get mad at that , bless her heart , I hope they got burgers and pizza in heaven
 

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she only ate like 5 things , and I ain't kidding , salads , hamburgers , pizza , french fries and burritos
Wow! Now That's some kind of bad diet......
 

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there are those that are happy with only 5 things. i think they have sinus problems, that interfere with taste.. the tongue, only has, salt sweet sour an bitter, so it is said.. the rest are in the nose, adenoids, tonsel's. its much more involved, even it those few things. texture counts, as well as sight..
they put green dye in some mashed taters once, probably St. Pats day. even though it was only dye, and i knew it, i wouldnt eat them.. i wont eat, red, blue, or purple, neither. some potatoes are yellow inside, they dont count. i like butter, with my tators. an that is that. i eat green vegetables, on the raw side, to compensate.
 

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Hey Fish;; you might like this. the hospice nurse was here about my mom, 2 of my sisters were here, they have been for a week or two.. 1 that stays here, she was an RN, the other stays here during the day. long story, not really worth writing about. soo, anyway, my younger sister, 1 year, and change, asked me to find some hamburger, so she can make sloppy joe's. i find some burger in the basement freezer. then when i get back upstairs, i gotta ask her?, what do you want this hamburger for?, she says; to make sloppy joe's, then i ask,,, ,, do you know how to make a mexican chile?,, she says no.,, so i tell her; just stick a popsicle up there butt... it was hilarious. the hospice nurse, an my sister nurse, tried to keep a straight face. they got to pretend they are serious. a few 1 liners later, they were all smiling. i only delivered the first 1 liner.. they had just got through singing, amazing grace, an another song, before i asked about a mexican chili..
i know i am terrible, but you inspire me.. Amen to that bro.. :LOL::LOL::LOL: my tears are so salty, i cant see how to write.. LMAO over an over..
how long for those salty tears quit..
 

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I tell off the wall jokes to people who would normally get offended , find it is about presentation ------- so did the sister make chili ?
 

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I tell off the wall jokes to people who would normally get offended , find it is about presentation ------- so did the sister make chili ?
she hasnt found a willing mexican yet.. :):):):)
easy to find a popsicle or so..
i know i'm bad. i get hillbilly jokes all the time. so get over it. were you at my age, when i was younger, they had a 3 seater, at the bacca barn, 2 burlap bags, with dried corn cobs. an you wonder why some country people are touchy, or, in a bad mood.. ya just got to try this, it will change your hole, outlook on life.. why a 3 seater? i dont know. i'd druther take a few cobs down the hill, then sit with anybody, in a 3 seater outhouse.. taking a dump, is like praying in a way, best done alone.
 

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I tell off the wall jokes to people who would normally get offended , find it is about presentation ------- so did the sister make chili ?
all i can say is,, she understood the joke. unfortunately, there were no Mexicans around..
was going through older threads, then replied.
presentation, is a requirement/acquirement.. as when someone is drinking something, the punchline is delivered, and they snort the drink, out their nose...
:p gotcha...
 
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