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Practical Jokes on the Trails
I got to share this with you'll as it was funny , last Sunday we took a ride and I was leading as there are a bunch of followers who ride with us who never want to go first , there are 1/2 a dozen really bad holes that will suck up a bike and you are not getting thru on your own , even though I think I have CRS (Can't Remember things when it comes to fishing. I have a photographic mind of where the holes are and I do cheat as I secretly have the holes marked with reflectors on trees and bushings before the hole and to the opposite side the trail , so I was looking to kick up the fun , one of my buddies is obsessed with deer and hog tracks , he is a pain in the butt about stopping every time he sees a track and checking it out which breaks up the train , my friend shot a big buck and I got him to gave me a foot , and I duct taped it to a broom stick , that morning I took a ride by myself to survey the trails , and marked it up really good , that big buck was every where and I was scraping the bushes with a machete to look like scrapes , so when he seen the tracks and stopped I would go ahead and find the big holes , go onto the other side of the hole and back up right to the edge and park , so here they finally come blazing down the trail going to follow right in my tracks , splash , you would think he would have caught on after a few times , so finally the grand finale , the deepest hole back there he flips off the side the bike and lands in the water , over the top his waders and all that was sticking out was his head , no body was quick enough to get a pic , I just about pee'ed on myself when he got out and says 'I need a cigarette after that ", he pulls the pack out and pours water out of it ------- moral of the story " Don't be a follower , be the story and not the story teller" ------------ give me some good ideas for this weekend !!!! ------------ I am working on a really good one , my friend has a Big Foot suit , thinking of stuffing it with rags and paper , and hanging it from a tree on a rope where it would swing out over the trail and I could hit my wife with it , thinking of getting someone to hold her up so everyone can get ahead and set up , I am just a little afraid she would gas it , run BigFoot over and run up in the trees
Last edited by kentco; 12-23-2015 at 04:05 AM.